Whoever started these memes, die! ;-) Okay… first try - my name:
Electronic Robotic Immediate Calculation Humanoid
May I run around screaming “Booooooring”?

Next try: and old handle I used ten years ago:
Robotic Artificial Youth Calibrated for Accurate Sabotage and Troubleshooting
better. I like the “youth for sabotage and troubleshooting” thing.

Now for the final showdown:

Violence and Infiltration Machine Electronic Mechanical Android Calibrated for Sabotage

Wait. “Electronic Mechanical Android”?